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Fic: An Arranged Marriage (Is Not So Good)
Feb. 7th, 2007 05:29 amTitle: An Arranged Marriage (Is Not So Good)
Series: FMA ('cause I write for anything else these days)
Pairings: Archer/Hawkeye. No you're not reading things wrong. Yes that is correct, but it's completely unwilling.
Rating: Erm...well see here's the thing. I wanna lable it as PG because there's like no cursing or anything, and really there's only one non-explicit sex scene, but I have a feeling people will be all "OMG R RATING PLZ." So...PG13.
Notes: This was inspired solely by the line "An arranged marriage is not so good" in the song "Alice Childress" by Ben Folds Five. The song mentioned at the wedding is the "Flower Duet" from the opera "Lakmé;" the phrase that Archer mumbles is a translation of one of the lyrics, because in my head Archer is a total classical music whore. And I know there's no like official "Christianity" in their world but...um well if you have a better idea for where a wedding can happen, by all means. The only thing I can take credit for in this is Archer's mother. WHO IS AWESOME.
In case you can't tell, this is complete crack. The end.
( You are cordially invited to the Amestrian Society Wedding of the year... )
I um...I seriously doubt anyone'll think this was as funny as I did. Oh well.
Series: FMA ('cause I write for anything else these days)
Pairings: Archer/Hawkeye. No you're not reading things wrong. Yes that is correct, but it's completely unwilling.
Rating: Erm...well see here's the thing. I wanna lable it as PG because there's like no cursing or anything, and really there's only one non-explicit sex scene, but I have a feeling people will be all "OMG R RATING PLZ." So...PG13.
Notes: This was inspired solely by the line "An arranged marriage is not so good" in the song "Alice Childress" by Ben Folds Five. The song mentioned at the wedding is the "Flower Duet" from the opera "Lakmé;" the phrase that Archer mumbles is a translation of one of the lyrics, because in my head Archer is a total classical music whore. And I know there's no like official "Christianity" in their world but...um well if you have a better idea for where a wedding can happen, by all means. The only thing I can take credit for in this is Archer's mother. WHO IS AWESOME.
In case you can't tell, this is complete crack. The end.
( You are cordially invited to the Amestrian Society Wedding of the year... )
I um...I seriously doubt anyone'll think this was as funny as I did. Oh well.
Fic: An Arranged Marriage (Is Not So Good)
Feb. 7th, 2007 05:29 amTitle: An Arranged Marriage (Is Not So Good)
Series: FMA ('cause I write for anything else these days)
Pairings: Archer/Hawkeye. No you're not reading things wrong. Yes that is correct, but it's completely unwilling.
Rating: Erm...well see here's the thing. I wanna lable it as PG because there's like no cursing or anything, and really there's only one non-explicit sex scene, but I have a feeling people will be all "OMG R RATING PLZ." So...PG13.
Notes: This was inspired solely by the line "An arranged marriage is not so good" in the song "Alice Childress" by Ben Folds Five. The song mentioned at the wedding is the "Flower Duet" from the opera "Lakmé;" the phrase that Archer mumbles is a translation of one of the lyrics, because in my head Archer is a total classical music whore. And I know there's no like official "Christianity" in their world but...um well if you have a better idea for where a wedding can happen, by all means. The only thing I can take credit for in this is Archer's mother. WHO IS AWESOME.
In case you can't tell, this is complete crack. The end.
( You are cordially invited to the Amestrian Society Wedding of the year... )
I um...I seriously doubt anyone'll think this was as funny as I did. Oh well.
Series: FMA ('cause I write for anything else these days)
Pairings: Archer/Hawkeye. No you're not reading things wrong. Yes that is correct, but it's completely unwilling.
Rating: Erm...well see here's the thing. I wanna lable it as PG because there's like no cursing or anything, and really there's only one non-explicit sex scene, but I have a feeling people will be all "OMG R RATING PLZ." So...PG13.
Notes: This was inspired solely by the line "An arranged marriage is not so good" in the song "Alice Childress" by Ben Folds Five. The song mentioned at the wedding is the "Flower Duet" from the opera "Lakmé;" the phrase that Archer mumbles is a translation of one of the lyrics, because in my head Archer is a total classical music whore. And I know there's no like official "Christianity" in their world but...um well if you have a better idea for where a wedding can happen, by all means. The only thing I can take credit for in this is Archer's mother. WHO IS AWESOME.
In case you can't tell, this is complete crack. The end.
( You are cordially invited to the Amestrian Society Wedding of the year... )
I um...I seriously doubt anyone'll think this was as funny as I did. Oh well.
Fic: ...That Keeps on Giving (1/1)
Jan. 10th, 2007 03:49 amTitle: ...That Keeps on Giving
Series: Fullmetal Alchemist
Rating: NC17 holy SHIT it's NC17, as in NOT WORK SAFE. AS IN...YEAH.
Summary: Riza gets Roy a very special gift for his birthday.
Pairings: RoyAi, Hawkeye/Havoc, small bit of Roy/Havoc
Other: This is a total PWP. The only reason this was written was to get certain characters in the sack with each other. Also, I guess a warning about voyeruism. And...yeah. For![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
maypirate, because she will appreciate it. And for sake_butterfly, who will cry even though it's her fault.
You see that over there? That's the train to hell. You see how I'm on it? Thought so. ^_^;; Also, for an Alphonse and Archer fan, I sure write about Roy having sex an awful lot. Something for me to look into, I guess.
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Series: Fullmetal Alchemist
Rating: NC17 holy SHIT it's NC17, as in NOT WORK SAFE. AS IN...YEAH.
Summary: Riza gets Roy a very special gift for his birthday.
Pairings: RoyAi, Hawkeye/Havoc, small bit of Roy/Havoc
Other: This is a total PWP. The only reason this was written was to get certain characters in the sack with each other. Also, I guess a warning about voyeruism. And...yeah. For
maypirate, because she will appreciate it. And for sake_butterfly, who will cry even though it's her fault.You see that over there? That's the train to hell. You see how I'm on it? Thought so. ^_^;; Also, for an Alphonse and Archer fan, I sure write about Roy having sex an awful lot. Something for me to look into, I guess.
( Read more... )
Fic: ...That Keeps on Giving (1/1)
Jan. 10th, 2007 03:49 amTitle: ...That Keeps on Giving
Series: Fullmetal Alchemist
Rating: NC17 holy SHIT it's NC17, as in NOT WORK SAFE. AS IN...YEAH.
Summary: Riza gets Roy a very special gift for his birthday.
Pairings: RoyAi, Hawkeye/Havoc, small bit of Roy/Havoc
Other: This is a total PWP. The only reason this was written was to get certain characters in the sack with each other. Also, I guess a warning about voyeruism. And...yeah. Formaypirate, because she will appreciate it. And for sake_butterfly, who will cry even though it's her fault.
You see that over there? That's the train to hell. You see how I'm on it? Thought so. ^_^;; Also, for an Alphonse and Archer fan, I sure write about Roy having sex an awful lot. Something for me to look into, I guess.
( Read more... )
Series: Fullmetal Alchemist
Rating: NC17 holy SHIT it's NC17, as in NOT WORK SAFE. AS IN...YEAH.
Summary: Riza gets Roy a very special gift for his birthday.
Pairings: RoyAi, Hawkeye/Havoc, small bit of Roy/Havoc
Other: This is a total PWP. The only reason this was written was to get certain characters in the sack with each other. Also, I guess a warning about voyeruism. And...yeah. For
maypirate, because she will appreciate it. And for sake_butterfly, who will cry even though it's her fault.You see that over there? That's the train to hell. You see how I'm on it? Thought so. ^_^;; Also, for an Alphonse and Archer fan, I sure write about Roy having sex an awful lot. Something for me to look into, I guess.
( Read more... )
