its soft edge might cut you

Title: Bringing Up Baby 2/? (probably 5?)
Series: Star Trek AOS (slight AU where Jim and Bones didn't stay in touch after the shuttle ride)
Rating: Pg-13 from Bones' swearing habit
Warnings: Aside from Bones cursing, and Jim stealing cars, there's pretty much nothing to warn for. Well, ridiculousness, but that should go without saying.
Disclaimer: I don't own Star Trek or Bringing Up Baby.
Beta: yawmin
Words: 8, 375 (this part, projected 30 K)
Summary: Leonard McCoy is putting together a skeleton of an important specimen for Starfleet. To continue with his work, he's depending upon getting a million dollar endowment. Unfortunately, Jim Kirk's just stepped back into his life and things are going to Hell in a handbasket.
Notes: Bringing up Baby!, now with more Jim and Bones. Womp Womp.

For this part: Boyce’s house is real, but Jim’s loft is not. Boyce’s house is the Hellman Heller Mansion in Pacific Heights. We’re going to pretend that Phillip Boyce is older than old money, because otherwise I have no idea how he affords it either. Jim’s loft is a two bedroom, two and a half bathroom loft which over looks the San Francisco Bay. One wall of the living room/dining room area is nothing but windows, so I imagine the view is pretty damn spectacular.

There’s actually a TV Trope page for this kind of thing, called Friends Rent Control? I am going to eventually explain where all of Jim’s money comes from, but for right now just bare with me.

By the way, I have corrected the movie on where leopards come from. Here’s a hint, 1930s Hollywood: not fucking Brazil. LEOPARDS ARE IN AFRICA AND SOME OF ASIA. JAGUARS ARE IN SOUTH AMERICA. I mean, I realize the Internet didn’t exist back then, but surely they could have opened the Encyclopedia Britannica or something.

I also have changed the song they sing/play to appease Baby because I think this is funnier. You’ll see what it is when it happens.

I may have snuck in cameos of two certain New York paranormal investigators. >.> Hey, I needed someone to be the psychiatrist. I’m allowed.

And yes, one of the outfits Jim wears comes from Chuck Bass of Gossip Girl. I’ll let you guess which one.



( Leonard arrived at the Officers’ Club in the suit Lawrence had chosen; he awkwardly adjusted his collar. )

I told you guys it was going to get worse for Bones.
Part One | Part Three

Title: It's a Warning (To Say Aloha)
Series: Star Trek XI: waterpark 'verse
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Jim and Bones are enjoying their honeymoon. Or at least they would be if their lives weren't in danger.
Disclaimer: I don't own them. I never did, and I, unfortunately, never will. No harm is meant.
Notes: So this is late, but finished. Which, I suppose, is all that really matters.

I say late because it was written for the jim_and_bones Saint Patrick’s Day challenge, which was all about the alcoholic beverages. I chose my favorite drink, the Irish Car Bomb, or more commonly, just a Car Bomb. Yes it’s a politically incorrect name, but what matters is that they taste like chocolate and are delicious. Just don’t forget to chug or else it’ll curdle!

I had that happen once BTW; that kind of ruined the experience.

Anywho, since I couldn’t just write a fic about Jim and Bones doing Car Bombs (mostly because that went against the rules of the challenge but also that would probably be boring), I opted instead to write about Jim and Bones being on their honeymoon in Maui.

But Dommi, you may be asking, what does an Irish Car Bomb have to do with a Hawaiian vacation?

You’ll just have to read it to find out.

This takes place a day after the epilogue of To the End (La Comedie). The title is taken from the song A Hawaiian Like Me by Israel Kamakawiwo'ole.

Most of the information regarding the things Jim and Bones do on their honeymoon comes from this website. The details for the luau came from this review. Information about poi can be found at Wikipedia. Mahi-mahi and opakapaka are types of fish, specifically a whitefish similar to tilapia and Hawaiian pink snapper, respectively.

I would like to point out that the Word Doc for this fic is filled with squiggly red lines because of all of the Hawaiian words. I thought about giving up and adding them all to my dictionary, but I decided against it at the last minute.

Special thanks to the jim_and_bones chat crew for the most ridiculous thing in this story. You'll know it when you see it.

( So far, things had been perfect. )

So apparently I am awesome enough to be featured in this week's author spotlight over at jim_and_bones. (I almost typed jam and Bones. I guess Jim could eat the jam off Bones, although Bones would probably bitch about it being too sticky.)

Anyways, the post is here. The community is flocked, though, as a head's up, but it's a super fun community full of hot pictures of Jim and Bones and tons of fanfic from challenges. sangueuk runs a really fun ship. Totally worth it!

I'm still so super flattered and amazed that people like my writing enough to ask that I be interviewed.