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I was really quite busy tonight, blowing off schoolwork so I could do this. Teen Wolf has teas. Sherlock has teas. Doctor Who. The Hunger Games. The X-Men. And so on.

But no one made Trek teas.

THAT WOULD NOT STAND.

So.

Here we are.

Well, as of tonight, Star Trek 2009 has teas.

Jim Kirk: here.

Spock: here

Bones: here

Uhura: here

Sulu: here

Chekov: here

Scotty: here

Gaila: here

Spock Prime: here

Admiral Pike: here

The Enterprise: here

Bridge Crew: here

Red Shirt: here

Kirk/Bones: here

Spock/Uhura: here

Kirk/Spock: here.

Kirk/Sulu: here

Spock/Bones: here

I hope you guys like them!

ETA: I'm really stupid, because I forgot to put this in. If you want $5 off your order, use this code at check out: 5229905085. Thanks guys! Sorry, the 24 hours is up for my friend discount. Next time I get one I'll post about it!

Also I've added more blends since I initially posted this! Gaila, Spock Prime, Pike, Kirk/Sulu, and Spones have all been added!

ETA as of 17:46 PM EST on October 17: I have another $5 off coupon! Here is a $5 gift certificate to Adagio Teas: 9560499722. Expires in 24 hours. If you were holding off on tea because of the price, go for it and get a bag for half off!
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So the communicators everyone uses in Star Trek in place of cellphones...do they have numbers, like telephone numbers? Or how does that work?

Jim's being hit on, and being given a pretty lady's number, and I have no idea if they even do that in the Trek verse. The whole "lemme get your digits, sweet thing" deal.

So yeah. How does that work?

ETA: I think they're just gonna exchange email addresses, because I can find no answers as to how the communicators in Trek actually work in terms of how you reach people. All I'm getting in my searches are things like "how to turn your iPhone into a Star Trek communicator," which is great and all, but doesn't tell me shit about how they actually work.

Which means now I have to come up with a Starfleet email address. It would be .mil since Starfleet is the future space Navy in space, right? Whatever, Navy BFF tells me it's last name first name at branch of service dot mil, so that's Jim's email!

ETA Redux: I just bought this shirt, and suggest many people on my flist do the same: Some Captains Marry Doctors. Get Over It.
ken_ichijouji: (favorite shirt // jim)
Okay, here's my paper on Jim Kirk and his issues, aka Reboot!Jim Kirk likely has Antisocial Personality Disorder. I am disclaiming in that I am not a licensed clinical psychologist, I am merely diagnosing him for a school assignment. This is not to be taken as the final word on James Tiberius Kirk or any of his psychological issues, as he is a fictional character and they are open to interpretation. I do not mean to offend anyone by giving him the diagnosis and treatment strategy I outline in this paper.

I'm also willing to upload my Power Point presentation that I had to give to my class about my diagnosis. Let me know and I'll put that up as well.

The docx of my paper is found here. The PDF is here. The paper is, of course, in APA format, which is why I'm offering it for download and not just posting it to LJ. It'll lose something not formatted properly.

Also apparently I'm really good at writing abstracts? But I didn't know that until I got my paper back, lol.

If you guys think it's good enough, I'll post it to [livejournal.com profile] st_reboot and [livejournal.com profile] kirk_mccoy. I'm kind of hesitant to, because I'm afraid people will think I'm like...condemning Jim with the diagnosis I give him.

Thanks in advance for reading it! I'm excited to get feedback!

ETA: Because there have been questions, here are what the five Axes of the DSM mean.

Axis I: mood disorders, anxiety disorders, other non-specified disorders (for example, Conduct Disorder), ADHD
Axis II: personality disorders and mental retardation
Axis III: medial hx (history) that would impact or impeded psychological treatment
Axis IV: environmental factors that directly affect current presenting psychological symptoms (hx of abuse, criminal hx, homelessness, and so on)
Axis V: Global Assessment of Functioning or GAF; scale of 0-100 ranking the presenting symptoms and how they are affecting the patient in front of you; anything below 50 is inpatient hospitalization status

Also I looked at the PDF and I noticed two grammatical errors that I didn't catch the eighteen times I proofread this paper. So please forgive me for those!
ken_ichijouji: (true love in space // kirk/bones)
I'll just skip all the heading stuff and say "oh hey part two." ::jazz hands::

If he thought things were bad before, he had no idea what he would be dealing with after their fight. )
ken_ichijouji: (true love in space // kirk/bones)
I'll just skip all the heading stuff and say "oh hey part two." ::jazz hands::

If he thought things were bad before, he had no idea what he would be dealing with after their fight. )
ken_ichijouji: (true love in space // kirk/bones)
Title: So Bring the Discrepancies, I'll Pour the Drinks
Series: Star Trek XI
Rating: PG-13ish, maybe a very low R for one conversation about one of Jim's sexploits, plus some war time violence. Lots of cursing.
Word Count: 13,134
Summary: There are things we take for granted in other people. Then there are the lies we tell ourselves. This is what happened to Bones when those two things collided.
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] les342, as she won my auction in [livejournal.com profile] gulf_aid_now! I sincerely hope you like this.

This is a stand alone fic set in its own universe, none of the previous things I've written apply here.

If you want an idea of what you're in for, the most upbeat song on this fic's playlist was "Wonderwall." (I totally make new playlists for everything I write! The one for waterpark is like six days of music!) Bring tissues, is what I'm getting at here.

Title taken from the song "The Army Corps of Architects" by Death Cab for Cutie. Listening to that first will probably also set the tone very well. Also yay finally getting to use my favorite Death Cab song for a fic!

Thanks, as always, to [livejournal.com profile] faoi_cheilt and [livejournal.com profile] inugrlrayn for the betas/read-throughs.

Anyways, I've rambled enough. Have some fic!

Like most things in life, it all began with a conversation. )

HOW IS MY POST TOO LARGE? Okay fine, two entries it is.
ken_ichijouji: (true love in space // kirk/bones)
Title: So Bring the Discrepancies, I'll Pour the Drinks
Series: Star Trek XI
Rating: PG-13ish, maybe a very low R for one conversation about one of Jim's sexploits, plus some war time violence. Lots of cursing.
Word Count: 13,134
Summary: There are things we take for granted in other people. Then there are the lies we tell ourselves. This is what happened to Bones when those two things collided.
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] les342, as she won my auction in [livejournal.com profile] gulf_aid_now! I sincerely hope you like this.

This is a stand alone fic set in its own universe, none of the previous things I've written apply here.

If you want an idea of what you're in for, the most upbeat song on this fic's playlist was "Wonderwall." (I totally make new playlists for everything I write! The one for waterpark is like six days of music!) Bring tissues, is what I'm getting at here.

Title taken from the song "The Army Corps of Architects" by Death Cab for Cutie. Listening to that first will probably also set the tone very well. Also yay finally getting to use my favorite Death Cab song for a fic!

Thanks, as always, to [livejournal.com profile] faoi_cheilt and [livejournal.com profile] inugrlrayn for the betas/read-throughs.

Anyways, I've rambled enough. Have some fic!

Like most things in life, it all began with a conversation. )

HOW IS MY POST TOO LARGE? Okay fine, two entries it is.
ken_ichijouji: (so cute // kirk/bones)
Title: Make Me Strong (Yeah, You Make Me Bold)
Series: Star Trek XI: Waterpark vs. the World
Rating: NC-17 (woo!)
Disclaimer: I'm really bad about remembering to post those. Anyways, I own nothing associate with Star Trek. The only thing I can take credit for? The sheets.
Summary: Bones likes Jim in blue. The problem is, he didn't realize quite how much.
Notes: So. I had a dream the other night. In this dream, Bones bought himself and Jim sapphire blue sheets because he wanted to see them against Jim’s body. And I’m supposed to be working on the epic wedding fic, but damn if that thought just would not leave me the fuck alone. I also realized I wrote this entire long thing about Jim falling in love with Bones, but I have yet to explain when Bones fell in love with Jim.

So this is me, writing unrepentant porn where Bones discovers his feelings and shoehorning it into my water park verse for no other reason than the simple fact that I can.

Oh whatever, like any of you will complain.

Yes, the title is taken from "Like a Virgin." Shut up. It was either that or some sort of terrible pun involving the color blue, be thankful I went with this. Also I have to share that I got smacked with how well it fits them during the “Power of Madonna” episode of Glee. If I could pull off songfics, you bet your ass I’d have written that. Jim's love totally thawed out what was scared and cold. Or something.

This one is pretty much the Kirk and McCoy show, with a surprise appearance by surprise Scotty because I realized that Bones and Scotty have exchanged, like, a sentence in all of the things I’ve written. And that just ain't right. This takes place in between "You Can Save That Drama (For Another Day)" and the epilogue of "Stop (The Love You Save.)"

Read more... )

And now I am off to my first day of college! dgsjgdajhgdsjhadhjahsjadshjdajdajsh
ken_ichijouji: (so cute // kirk/bones)
Title: Make Me Strong (Yeah, You Make Me Bold)
Series: Star Trek XI: Waterpark vs. the World
Rating: NC-17 (woo!)
Disclaimer: I'm really bad about remembering to post those. Anyways, I own nothing associate with Star Trek. The only thing I can take credit for? The sheets.
Summary: Bones likes Jim in blue. The problem is, he didn't realize quite how much.
Notes: So. I had a dream the other night. In this dream, Bones bought himself and Jim sapphire blue sheets because he wanted to see them against Jim’s body. And I’m supposed to be working on the epic wedding fic, but damn if that thought just would not leave me the fuck alone. I also realized I wrote this entire long thing about Jim falling in love with Bones, but I have yet to explain when Bones fell in love with Jim.

So this is me, writing unrepentant porn where Bones discovers his feelings and shoehorning it into my water park verse for no other reason than the simple fact that I can.

Oh whatever, like any of you will complain.

Yes, the title is taken from "Like a Virgin." Shut up. It was either that or some sort of terrible pun involving the color blue, be thankful I went with this. Also I have to share that I got smacked with how well it fits them during the “Power of Madonna” episode of Glee. If I could pull off songfics, you bet your ass I’d have written that. Jim's love totally thawed out what was scared and cold. Or something.

This one is pretty much the Kirk and McCoy show, with a surprise appearance by surprise Scotty because I realized that Bones and Scotty have exchanged, like, a sentence in all of the things I’ve written. And that just ain't right. This takes place in between "You Can Save That Drama (For Another Day)" and the epilogue of "Stop (The Love You Save.)"

Read more... )

And now I am off to my first day of college! dgsjgdajhgdsjhadhjahsjadshjdajdajsh
ken_ichijouji: (true love in space // kirk/bones)
Title: There's Barely Time for Us to Breathe
Series: Star Trek XI
Rating: NC-17
Notes: Present tense? Sex too, I guess. Or something.
Summary: Jim is always in motion. Bones is always watching.
Disclaimer: There are a lot of people (Roddenberry, Paramount, Bad Robot) that own the rights to Kirk and McCoy. I am not one of them and I mean no harm.

Yeah I don't know. I needed something different from all the series fics I've been writing the last few months. I wanted something serious and it's different from my normal writing style so I just...I'll just leave this here.

I wrote this in a friend's den while on a vacation trip of sorts. (Hello to you, [livejournal.com profile] sky_dark!) For [livejournal.com profile] maypirate! Happy birthday to you!

Title from the Postal Service song There's Never Enough Time. Which also could have worked, I guess.

I know, I know, hockey AU, Gossip Trek, To the End, I know. I promise I will get on the ball with those soon.

Bones pays fascinated attention to the ways that Jim's fingers flex around a stylus, the ways he guides his chair, the unhurried way he enters in his access codes to the keypads. These things don't really disprove the theory, but they still demonstrate just how special Jim is. )
ken_ichijouji: (true love in space // kirk/bones)
Title: There's Barely Time for Us to Breathe
Series: Star Trek XI
Rating: NC-17
Notes: Present tense? Sex too, I guess. Or something.
Summary: Jim is always in motion. Bones is always watching.
Disclaimer: There are a lot of people (Roddenberry, Paramount, Bad Robot) that own the rights to Kirk and McCoy. I am not one of them and I mean no harm.

Yeah I don't know. I needed something different from all the series fics I've been writing the last few months. I wanted something serious and it's different from my normal writing style so I just...I'll just leave this here.

I wrote this in a friend's den while on a vacation trip of sorts. (Hello to you, [livejournal.com profile] sky_dark!) For [livejournal.com profile] maypirate! Happy birthday to you!

Title from the Postal Service song There's Never Enough Time. Which also could have worked, I guess.

I know, I know, hockey AU, Gossip Trek, To the End, I know. I promise I will get on the ball with those soon.

Bones pays fascinated attention to the ways that Jim's fingers flex around a stylus, the ways he guides his chair, the unhurried way he enters in his access codes to the keypads. These things don't really disprove the theory, but they still demonstrate just how special Jim is. )
ken_ichijouji: (BREAK SPRING WOO // scotty & chekov)
Title: Empire State of Mind
Series: Star Trek XI fusion with Gossip Girl
Rating: PG
Pairing: Kirk/Bones. Nothing else yet, although I do drop some hints.
Disclaimers: I don't own Star Trek or Gossip Girl. Chuck and Blair would be married by now and so would Kirk and Bones if that were the case, come on now.
Summary: The one thing you can count on on the UES: things and people are not always what they seem.

Firstly, I need to share this because it is awesome. My dear friend [livejournal.com profile] timbean made a FST for this fic series. I owe a lot of my writing inspiration for this chapter due to it. It really captures the feel of the fic, so I definitely recommend a download and a listen.

I also need to share my friend [livejournal.com profile] ushigami's rendering of Kirk and McCoy in this universe.

Les Halles is Anthony Bourdain's restaurant on Park Avenue. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] militsa for her recommendation of The Ocean Grill for the dinner scene.

The outfit that Uhura wears is this top and skirt with this coat.

Part One is here. Part two is located here.

Thanks again to [livejournal.com profile] inugrlrayn for giving this the once over for me. I love you lady!

The notes for this story just keep getting longer and longer my God.

Wednesday morning came too soon like always... )
ken_ichijouji: (BREAK SPRING WOO // scotty & chekov)
Title: Empire State of Mind
Series: Star Trek XI fusion with Gossip Girl
Rating: PG
Pairing: Kirk/Bones. Nothing else yet, although I do drop some hints.
Disclaimers: I don't own Star Trek or Gossip Girl. Chuck and Blair would be married by now and so would Kirk and Bones if that were the case, come on now.
Summary: The one thing you can count on on the UES: things and people are not always what they seem.

Firstly, I need to share this because it is awesome. My dear friend [livejournal.com profile] timbean made a FST for this fic series. I owe a lot of my writing inspiration for this chapter due to it. It really captures the feel of the fic, so I definitely recommend a download and a listen.

I also need to share my friend [livejournal.com profile] ushigami's rendering of Kirk and McCoy in this universe.

Les Halles is Anthony Bourdain's restaurant on Park Avenue. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] militsa for her recommendation of The Ocean Grill for the dinner scene.

The outfit that Uhura wears is this top and skirt with this coat.

Part One is here. Part two is located here.

Thanks again to [livejournal.com profile] inugrlrayn for giving this the once over for me. I love you lady!

The notes for this story just keep getting longer and longer my God.

Wednesday morning came too soon like always... )
ken_ichijouji: (omgyaywtf // kirk/bones)
Title: Ultraviolet (Light My Way)
Series: Star Trek XI: The XI-ining
Rating: NC-17 (I know right? WATERPARK VERSE: IT'S NOT JUST FOR KIDS ANYMORE)
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy. Kones. Jones. McKirk. KirCoy. And other fun portmanteau names.
Disclaimer: Roddenberry, Paramount, JJ Abrams, Bad Robot, and a whole lot of people not me own these characters. If I had them, I'd put Urban and Pine's chemistry to more practical use if youknowhatImean.
Summary: Get ready for him love, 'cause Bones is a come-ah. He's simply got to march, his heart's a drum-ah. Ain't nobody going to rain on his parade!

Written purely because I am self-indulgent. I mean not like you guys aren't getting anything out of this, what with the porn and all, but still...self-indulgent.

This starts about ten hours after the end of Variations on a Theme (Science versus Romance). You should probably read that story before you read this one, as they directly go together.

Actually you should read all of the fanfiction forever on my journal! (I'm shameless, sorry.)

The song that Bones taps on his desk and Jim whistles is Lykke Li's “Little Bit”. The title comes from the song by U2.

“Looks like everything is coming up McCoy” is a riff on “Looks like everything's coming up Milhouse” from the Simpsons. I LOVE MILHOUSE SO MUCH YOU GUYS...although I don't think Bones has ever played frisbee by himself.

This was supposed to be a straight forward little fluffy smut piece and instead it's like...I sat down to write and then Bones would not stop talking and then somehow I had written fifteen pages and the sex still hadn't even started yet. I'd never heard of a character essentially cockblocking himself until this, but there you go.

Special thanks to [livejournal.com profile] inugrlrayn and [livejournal.com profile] cryogenia, as always for the beta-reading and steering me back to where I belonged.

Things were really not at all that different from before that morning, and yet it was like everything had changed... )

Now that this is out of the way I can work on the Gossip Girl AU before working on The Movie Never Ends. Hooray!
ken_ichijouji: (omgyaywtf // kirk/bones)
Title: Ultraviolet (Light My Way)
Series: Star Trek XI: The XI-ining
Rating: NC-17 (I know right? WATERPARK VERSE: IT'S NOT JUST FOR KIDS ANYMORE)
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy. Kones. Jones. McKirk. KirCoy. And other fun portmanteau names.
Disclaimer: Roddenberry, Paramount, JJ Abrams, Bad Robot, and a whole lot of people not me own these characters. If I had them, I'd put Urban and Pine's chemistry to more practical use if youknowhatImean.
Summary: Get ready for him love, 'cause Bones is a come-ah. He's simply got to march, his heart's a drum-ah. Ain't nobody going to rain on his parade!

Written purely because I am self-indulgent. I mean not like you guys aren't getting anything out of this, what with the porn and all, but still...self-indulgent.

This starts about ten hours after the end of Variations on a Theme (Science versus Romance). You should probably read that story before you read this one, as they directly go together.

Actually you should read all of the fanfiction forever on my journal! (I'm shameless, sorry.)

The song that Bones taps on his desk and Jim whistles is Lykke Li's “Little Bit”. The title comes from the song by U2.

“Looks like everything is coming up McCoy” is a riff on “Looks like everything's coming up Milhouse” from the Simpsons. I LOVE MILHOUSE SO MUCH YOU GUYS...although I don't think Bones has ever played frisbee by himself.

This was supposed to be a straight forward little fluffy smut piece and instead it's like...I sat down to write and then Bones would not stop talking and then somehow I had written fifteen pages and the sex still hadn't even started yet. I'd never heard of a character essentially cockblocking himself until this, but there you go.

Special thanks to [livejournal.com profile] inugrlrayn and [livejournal.com profile] cryogenia, as always for the beta-reading and steering me back to where I belonged.

Things were really not at all that different from before that morning, and yet it was like everything had changed... )

Now that this is out of the way I can work on the Gossip Girl AU before working on The Movie Never Ends. Hooray!
ken_ichijouji: (BREAK SPRING WOO // scotty & chekov)
Title: Empire State of Mind (Formerly You Know You Love Them, thank you Jay-Z for stopping me from being cliche)
Series; Star Trek reboot...Gossip Girl AU
Rating: PG-13 (this chapter, subject to go up later on)
Pairings: Kirk/Bones, and some surprises.
Summary: Just another fall day on the Upper East Side full of new beginnings, repeated histories, and broken friendships.

Notes: Chapter one can be found in two parts beginning here.

The Roady is a very in demand YSL handbag. As in, people on the wait list for it are just still...waiting. Uhura's, naturally, is the one in red. I also pretty much directly stole her outfit in this chapter off of Blair Waldorf in "Hi, Society." Whatever.

Yes, Gossip Girl AU Jim wears glasses. Have you seen Chris Pine in his? Because they need to work that shit into Trek 2 for real.

The song that the title is from is by Jay-Z and Alicia Keys. It's pretty damn near perfect as a soundtrack for this fanfic.

The song that Pavel and Nyota sing is a traditional Russian folk song called the Tonkaya Rjabina. It's traditionally done by a full choir, but it is not uncommon to have the two main parts as a duet.

If you can spot all of the TOS and Gossip Girl in-jokes in this, you totally get a prize.

The sunlight filtered through the blinds of the window and onto Jim's face. )
ken_ichijouji: (BREAK SPRING WOO // scotty & chekov)
Title: Empire State of Mind (Formerly You Know You Love Them, thank you Jay-Z for stopping me from being cliche)
Series; Star Trek reboot...Gossip Girl AU
Rating: PG-13 (this chapter, subject to go up later on)
Pairings: Kirk/Bones, and some surprises.
Summary: Just another fall day on the Upper East Side full of new beginnings, repeated histories, and broken friendships.

Notes: Chapter one can be found in two parts beginning here.

The Roady is a very in demand YSL handbag. As in, people on the wait list for it are just still...waiting. Uhura's, naturally, is the one in red. I also pretty much directly stole her outfit in this chapter off of Blair Waldorf in "Hi, Society." Whatever.

Yes, Gossip Girl AU Jim wears glasses. Have you seen Chris Pine in his? Because they need to work that shit into Trek 2 for real.

The song that the title is from is by Jay-Z and Alicia Keys. It's pretty damn near perfect as a soundtrack for this fanfic.

The song that Pavel and Nyota sing is a traditional Russian folk song called the Tonkaya Rjabina. It's traditionally done by a full choir, but it is not uncommon to have the two main parts as a duet.

If you can spot all of the TOS and Gossip Girl in-jokes in this, you totally get a prize.

The sunlight filtered through the blinds of the window and onto Jim's face. )
ken_ichijouji: (omgyaywtf // kirk/bones)
Title: Stop (The Love You Save)
Series: Star Trek Reboot
Rating: PG-13, for swearing and some innuendo stuff in chapters one and three
Pairings: As with everything I do for this fandom, the road leads to Kirk/Bones. We also have Spock/Uhura, Kirk/Chekov, Scotty/Uhura, and Sulu/Awesome.
So how exactly did each of our favorite seven crew members celebrate their first birthday during the start of the five year mission? In no order, we have a rager, a quiet dinner, a pub crawl, a surprise party, a formal event, a restaurant booked in San Francisco, and a special visitor. This also answers the question...how exactly did Jim fall in love with his best friend?

This is a prequel to “Variations on a Theme (Science versus Romance).” It starts five weeks into the five year mission and ends a month before “Variations on a Theme.”

Yes, this fic is named after the Jackson Five song. The Jackson Five were awesome, and I will love them until the day I die.

Warnings: Alcohol abuse of the partying variety. Uhura being freaked out. Vulcan flutists. Scotty singing. Some truly aww-worthy happy moments of fluff. Spock acting like everyone's mom. Chekov cheating. Swearing. Sulu being awesome. Dirty dancing. Jim being introspective. Red velvet cake. Bones crying. The usual.

According to Memory Alpha, here are everyone's ages as of being assigned to the Enterprise in the movie:
Kirk: 25
McCoy: 31
Chekov: 17
Sulu: 21 (WHAT THE HELL HOW IS HE THAT YOUNG JOHN CHO IS LIKE FORTY FOR GOD'S SAKE)
Scotty: 36 (Probably the oldest person on the ship. Sad but true.)
Spock: 26
Uhura: Apparently a lady never tells. For my personal canon, she's 22.

Relevant to this chapter: Chekov is like seventeen, not five. Naïve Chekov is cute and all, but let's be honest here. What kind of behavior were we engaging in at seventeen? Yeah, that's what I thought.

Pavel Chekov loves this record, baby, but he can't see straight anymore. )


Scotty
ken_ichijouji: (omgyaywtf // kirk/bones)
Title: Stop (The Love You Save)
Series: Star Trek Reboot
Rating: PG-13, for swearing and some innuendo stuff in chapters one and three
Pairings: As with everything I do for this fandom, the road leads to Kirk/Bones. We also have Spock/Uhura, Kirk/Chekov, Scotty/Uhura, and Sulu/Awesome.
So how exactly did each of our favorite seven crew members celebrate their first birthday during the start of the five year mission? In no order, we have a rager, a quiet dinner, a pub crawl, a surprise party, a formal event, a restaurant booked in San Francisco, and a special visitor. This also answers the question...how exactly did Jim fall in love with his best friend?

This is a prequel to “Variations on a Theme (Science versus Romance).” It starts five weeks into the five year mission and ends a month before “Variations on a Theme.”

Yes, this fic is named after the Jackson Five song. The Jackson Five were awesome, and I will love them until the day I die.

Warnings: Alcohol abuse of the partying variety. Uhura being freaked out. Vulcan flutists. Scotty singing. Some truly aww-worthy happy moments of fluff. Spock acting like everyone's mom. Chekov cheating. Swearing. Sulu being awesome. Dirty dancing. Jim being introspective. Red velvet cake. Bones crying. The usual.

According to Memory Alpha, here are everyone's ages as of being assigned to the Enterprise in the movie:
Kirk: 25
McCoy: 31
Chekov: 17
Sulu: 21 (WHAT THE HELL HOW IS HE THAT YOUNG JOHN CHO IS LIKE FORTY FOR GOD'S SAKE)
Scotty: 36 (Probably the oldest person on the ship. Sad but true.)
Spock: 26
Uhura: Apparently a lady never tells. For my personal canon, she's 22.

Relevant to this chapter: Chekov is like seventeen, not five. Naïve Chekov is cute and all, but let's be honest here. What kind of behavior were we engaging in at seventeen? Yeah, that's what I thought.

Pavel Chekov loves this record, baby, but he can't see straight anymore. )


Scotty
ken_ichijouji: (SPACE WINE // chekov)
This is mostly to make things easier on myself for organization. This is also in order of chronology, for those who want to read it in order. And so I can keep it all straight in my head. Now with more notations as to what's porn and what isn't.

Prequel: Stop (The Love You Save)
In which, birthdays are celebrated and Jim falls in love.
Chekov | Scotty | Spock | Kirk | Uhura | McCoy | Sulu

Part One: Variations on a Theme (Science Versus Romance)
In which, Bones is courted old school and the water park gets made.
Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five and Epilogue

Interlude: Ultraviolet (Light My Way)
In which, Bones is sneakily seductive and Sulu is awesome. Adult.
One-shot

Interlude: The Simple Art of Seduction
In which, Jim has lunch and there are shenanigans.
One-shot

Interlude: I Can Hold Any Note (Longer than You)
In which, Jim and Bones make a bet and Spock is The Man. Adult.
One-shot

Interlude: You Can Save That Drama (For Another Day)
In which, Kirk can BS his way out of a paper bag and Sulu does Soulja Boy.
One-shot

Interlude: Make Me Strong (Yeah, You Make Me Bold)
In which, Bones buys sheets and has a realization. Adult.
One-shot

Interlude: Stop (The Love You Save) Epilogue
In which, Chapel and Sulu get together and Jim says three little words for the first time.
One-shot

Part Two: The Movie Never Ends (It Goes On and On and On and On)
In which, misconceptions are had, relationships change, and everyone goes bowling.
Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five | Epilogue

Interlude: Jackie Wilson Said (I'm in Heaven When You Smile)
In which we see a day in Jim's life and Pike finally makes an appearance.
One-shot

Part Three: To the End (La Comédie)
In which, a certain couple says "I do" but not before terrorists strike.
Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3a | Chapter 3b | Chapter 4A | Chapter 4B | Chapter 5a | Chapter 5b | Chapter 6a | Chapter 6b | Epilogue

Interlude: It's a Warning (To Say Aloha)
In which, Jim and Bones go Hawaiian.
One-shot

Interlude: The Dog Days Are Over (The Dog Days Are Done)
In which, Jim and Bones settle into life in San Francisco.
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August 13, 2012: This series was awarded a Gold Medal in the [livejournal.com profile] jim_and_bones Rec Olympics!
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Any other parts I decide to add will go here as well.

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